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Saturday, February 21, 2004
a new webbie for calvin fans! =) this one's totally dedicated to calvin n hobbes which is way cool..they have hilarious wallpapers n even winamp skins...too bad i dun use winamp anymore..check it out! yupz and there's this 3D Wallpaper webbie.. go look if you've got lotsa time on ur hand or if u wanna revamp ur comp yea.. and i got this from some blog n thot some of it was kinda funny.. read on... 13. Never take life seriously. Nobody gets out alive anyway... like this one.. 12. Life is sexually transmitted... 11. Health is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die... 10. Men have two emotions: Hungry and Horny. If you see him without an erection make him a sandwich... 9. Give a person a fish and you feed them for a day; teach a person to use the Internet and they won't bother you for weeks... 8. Some people are like Slinkies . . . not really good for anything, but you still can't help but smile when you see one tumble down the stairs... 7. Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in hospitals dying of nothing... -->this kinda pertains to me...heh.. 6. Whenever I feel blue, I start breathing again... 5. All of us could take a lesson from the weather. It pays no attention to criticism... 4. Why does a slight tax increase cost you two hundred dollars and a substantial tax cut saves you thirty cents? 3. In the 60's people took acid to make the world weird. Now the world is weird and people take Prozac to make it normal... 2. Politics is supposed to be the second oldest profession. I have come to realize that it bears a very close resemblance to the first... AND THE # 1 THOUGHT FOR THE DAY: You read about all these Terrorists, and most of them came here legally, but they hung around on these expired visas, some as long as 10-15 years. Now, compare that to Blockbuster: you are two days late with a video and those people are all over you. I think we should put Blockbuster in charge of Immigration & Homeland Security....... (no idea wat's Blockbuster anyway..heh...i prob wun rank this #1..) 0 comments |
ely belly Welcome to the drunk mootoo tiger's blog. This is the blog of a nonsensical 22 year-old. All posts are true accounts of misadventures in my life. misadventurer
I'm a shopaholic, a chocoholic, an alcoholic, a clubbaholic, an eataholic, a music junkie, a traveler.
I love crying in the movies, love cookies and popcorn, love lazing at home and love making people laugh.
I'm addicted to Johnson's Baby lotion, to my mom's cooking and to sinful desserts.
I cannot multi-task, I cannot drive, and I'm afraid of heights but I enjoy rollercoasters.
I like to be around people with whom I don't have to care if they think I'm crazy drinking bak kut teh from a straw.
I've never taken the reverse bungee, never been to the US, and never dyed my hair pink.
And I want to go on an misadventure once in my life.
the grand plan May - Scuba Diving with MichnFriends in M'sia! *hurrayy we're reeally going! :)* her heart's desire Sony Ericsson s500i The Europe Trip Once More An Australian Adventure SHOUTOUT the friends ♥ x for xine ♥ ♥ pepper ♥ ♥ chengwei ♥ ♥ Chris&Jing in India ♥ ♥ 1 to 100 ♥ ♥ aimee ♥ ♥ shuxin ♥ ♥ vince ♥ ♥ unkle nick ♥ ♥ adeline ♥ ♥ mootsdarling shee ♥ ♥ shingy ♥ ♥ pang ♥ ♥ isabel ♥ ♥ samuel ♥ ♥ jeff ♥ ♥ junhao ♥ ♥ david ♥ ♥ adrian bek ♥ ♥ qiaomei ♥ ♥ timo ♥ ♥ chingyan ♥ ♥ sarah ♥ ♥ melvin ♥ ♥ weiwen ♥ ♥ reina ♥ ♥ lionel ♥ ♥ jiayi ♥ ♥ shunzhang ♥ ♥ allan in suzhou♥ ♥ the one who wants to be known as 'peacefool' ♥ ♥ hall5 ♥ ♥ travel pictures ♥ ♥ Destination Europe ♥ music junkie
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